The purple people cheaters

In honour of the high-profile by-election happening in my home town, here's a little verse about one of the nastier political parties fielding a candidate, all purple rosettes and small-minded bile... 

Sad old gits

UKIP, U twits

U’re like Nick Griffin’s racist nan,

Too dumb to understand the climate’s changing

So U just bluster and deny it,

And U’re scared of foreign folk,

With their funny food and colours,

It’s sad your world’s so small and petty,

I’d feel sorry for U,

If U didn’t try to trade on

Others’ ignorance and fear.