Puns and wonders

Puns + wonders =

Punderment

Do gironauts travel on the dole?
Is James Blunt rhyming slang?
Is birodiversity lots of pens?
And is a ‘crêche’ a Surrey prang?

Can a machine start without warning,
Once it has a warning sign?
In the Navy do they really play
The sticky-biscuit game?

Is ‘Applecore’ West Country punk?
Can you phone Hemline for skirts?
Is a blumpkin ever really done?
And what’s the point of ironing shirts?

Why do people wait by an empty road
‘Til the green man says cross over?
Is the worst reason to do something
Because that’s what you’re told to?

Is a bland Conservative the same old (s)tory?
Do Libertarians eat for free?
Is a Tinkerbarrel a plus-size fairy?
And who first thought of trying cheese?

Is unadventurous music
Airing on the side of caution?
At a meeting of proctologists,
Should you all table a motion?

Are chavs displayed in the Asbolean?
Does a wormcast predict where worms will be?
Is drizzle the suburbia of weather?
And do buzzards soar to find their ‘keeees’?