NaPoWriMo day 24

NaPoWriMo's day 24 prompt was to take the results from putting your name into an online anagram-finder and use them to write a poem about yourself. I’ve tweaked this slightly in the light of the words that popped out and, after some umming-and-ahing, decided instead to plump for pure smut!

Anagram me filthy

A bidden velvet bush,
Shaved bulb evident,
Dubbed in the valves,
Stubbed vein halved,
Behind de best vulva,
Delvin’, have bust bed,
Vend thus, Devil-babe,
Lavish event dubbed
“Have duvets nibbled”