Saturday, 27 April 2013

NaPoWriMo day 27

NaPoWriMo day 27. The prompt was to think of a well-known phrase and Google the first three words, taking material from the top however-many hits to create a poem. I went for ‘one man’s meat is another man’s poison’, avoiding paraphrasing the original idiom or pilfering bits from existing works with this title such as ‘One Man’s Meat’ by E.B.White or the Deep Purple song lyrics. This is what appeared:

One man’s meat

On the brink of madness,
I am hopelessly infatuated,
Too personal for an almanac,
Too sophisticated,
Too funny and self-doubting,
Please notice that I'm not asking -
Menace just wants to pick a fight,
And it doesn't matter if there's no issue.

Giving reasons, I puzzled over why
The reasonable, truthful writer
Put an end to all this nonsense
Despite the glamour –
Something to do with the echo of threat,
Being ripped apart,
Chaos popularly expressed
As he investigates the body,
Treasure in the idioms, unlike death,
Remains mere speculation,
Agitation for autonomy,
Meaning, expansion, explanation -
I really hadn't expected this,
A domestic history I'm not good enough to enter,
Sad that a beautiful trip came to an end,
Stories without jargon and without too much weightiness,
Proclaiming this one of the best -
To my mind there is nothing quite so dramatic.

Across the world,
Come home to roost,
Cyclopean gods and monsters
Touch a raw nerve,
Spitting into a test tube,
Met with dread by most,
They have never (hardly ever)
Responded to the assertion
About the futility of a perfect example,
But let's face it,
One of us is missing and presumed eaten.

The strategic end of the New
Carries more weight than meets the eye,
All in a day's work when fleshing out
Any lingering doubts about
The obstacles it faces,
For, conveying the truth,
Few people seem to be rewarded -
It baffles me to imagine how
An imprisoned man is certain
Everyone seems to have at least one tune,
Picked with care and pampered for years,
I have a question for you -
What do you mean you don't?

Friday, 26 April 2013

NaPoWriMo day 26



NaPoWriMo day 26. A difficult one this – an ‘erasure’ poem i.e. taking words and letters away from an existing poem and keeping the remainder as originally paginated. I went for Rudyard Kipling’s ‘If----‘

I

I              can keep  our head 
                the n       blam
I  can trust you     hen         men doubt
But         all            their        doubt
I              can         it              red
Or            lie  about, do l       l 
                don’t give way 
                ok too good,  or    wise:

I              can dream – a      master;
I              can think -             our aim;
I              Triumph
And  eat                 impostors
I              can         hear        you’ve spoken
Twisted                                                  fool 
                watch     your life                 broken, 
                too                          worn-out 

I              make one              of            you 
                                one  urn of pitch 
                lo , an  art              our be     ings 
                ever        at a                         loss;
I              for you  hear         a              new
To           turn                         the          one, 
                so hold   her          not          in 
                the  ill                     the          old

I              talk with crow s and  you   r ue, 
                th ings – or lose                    touch,
If            the          f iends    hurt you, 
                men count  you,   one too much;
I                              the  forgiving        nut 
 it s          worth      a              run,
You        art           everything
And        i               a Man    !

NaPoWriMo day 25

NaPoWriMo day 25 is ballad-day – I’ve amended the traditional abab rhyme-form slightly by putting in alternate abcc-rhyming verses – kind of half way between a ballad and an ottava rima, and back to one of my fave topics - nature…

The Ballad of Woodland Pond

Lacustrine waters gladed,
Away from public gaze,
Kingcups burst unfaded,
Into golden sunlit rays.

Tadpoles hide enshaded,
In tiny hidden bays,
Confound the heron’s stabbing beak,
They’ll all grow legs before next week.

Sylvan pool a-shimmer,
Rippled by the breeze,
Surface-world pond-skimmers,
Dart beneath the trees.

Brimstone’s yellow glimmer,
Flutters past the bumblebees,
The pollen and the nectar sweet,
From flowers bloomed in April heat.

Sticklebacks swim figure-eights,
Between the cut-stem reeds,
To claim their patches, so to mate,
Amongst the silted weed.

Manic whirligigs gyrate,
Spinning black-shine beads,
Then, briefly glimpsed splay-footed newt,
Clasping yellow-iris roots.

Jut-jawed dragon-nymph appears,
Basking in the glow,
Unexpectedly it’s speared,
By Nepa from below.

Blade-legs grip and grasp and shear,
Spike-mouthed, deceptive-slow,
Above, a mallard pair take flight,
Into the air and out of sight.

So we leave too, our day is done,
Mere watchers of undine’s domain,
Her history told, her tale fine-spun,
When will we see her realm again?

Thursday, 25 April 2013

NaPoWriMo day 24


NaPoWriMo's day 24 prompt was to take the results from putting your name into an online anagram-finder and use them to write a poem about yourself. I’ve tweaked this slightly in the light of the words that popped out and, after some umming-and-ahing, decided instead to plump for pure smut!

Anagram me filthy

A bidden velvet bush,
Shaved bulb evident,
Dubbed in the valves,
Stubbed vein halved,
Behind de best vulva,
Delvin’, have bust bed,
Vend thus, Devil-babe,
Lavish event dubbed
“Have duvets nibbled”

Wednesday, 24 April 2013

NaPoWriMo day 23



NaPoWriMo day 23. Another previously unfamiliar (to me) verse form – the triolet. These are 8 lines long, 8 syllables per line, rhyming pattern AbaAabAB with lines 1, 4 & 7 identical, ditto lines 2 & 8 which means the first and last couplets are the same. So, in a spirit of poetical rigour, here’s a ‘Trio of triolets’:

Verse me slowly and verse me quick,
Three poets weaving – speak, speak, speak,
Your words will show what makes you tick,
Verse me slowly and verse me quick,
Give my behind a verbal kick,
Let moth-light phrases kiss my cheek,
Verse me slowly and verse me quick,
Three poets weaving – speak, speak, speak.






Know you your place, systematised,
Pin through the back, left of centre,
Held fast in forceps, scrutinised,
Know you your place, systematised,
Described by parts, taxonomised,
Stroke the needle, feel it enter,
Know you your place, systematised,
Pin through the back, left of centre.







An epic fail was Pavlov’s cat,
However much he’d plead and beg,
And tempt with chicken, cream and sprats,
An epic fail was Pavlov’s cat,
Who, when the bell rang, simply sat,
And washed beneath uplifted leg -
An epic fail was Pavlov’s cat,
However much he’d plead and beg…