Not necessarily respecting the normal

Normal activity

Parallel parking, 9-to-5, five days a week,
parakeeting advert science-bits,
(please do explain what Ceramide-R is)
paralytic Friday nights,
paraplegic by Sunday,
paragons of easy virtue,
parallax blurred by C2H5·OH,
parabolic bottle-lobbing,
parading with shagging shirts and handbagged heels,
paraben-product hair,
Paraquat down the drain,
paratha stuffed with vindaloo,
paraffin by the gallon,
paracetamol the morning afternoon.
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Parochial tastes prefer Cars and Planes to
Paranorman (too alt),
paraphrased as ‘a bit weird innit’,
paradise is never standing out, achieving
parity with the next-door Jones’ consumption
paradigm,
parachuting in the latest style of gravel,
paradox as misunderstood as
Paracelsus in this company,
paranoid about peering above the
parapet, not straying beyond accepted
parameters, a comforting
parasol for
parasites;
parody almost, but not quite, too easy
apparently.